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2025 May 28 / A New Low

Ep. 252: Anheuser-Busch Presents: Boost Mobile and the Muffin Tops

Scott leaves the house, Greg leaves Sprint, and Joe joins Boost Mobile
2025 May 16 / A New Low

Ep. 251: Fruit Flies Give Tom Hardy The Willies

Greg goes bankrupt, Joe has woke flies, and Scott loves Cali bags.
2025 May 13 / A New Low

Ep. 250: Pope Smoke Sous Vide in 70mm

Joe gets sick, Greg’s house gets chopped, and Scott takes too long to upload episodes.
2025 May 01 / A New Low

Ep. 249: Prank Calling Daniel Kaluuya From Taffer’s John

Jon calls Jon from the John on USA Network
2025 April 28 / A New Low

Ep. 248: Bowling Etiquette For Sinners

We enrage the 40+ with our zombie bowling style.
2025 April 18 / A New Low

Ep. 247: Freaky Bunny Tales At The Dive Bar In Space

James gets punk’d by audio, Joe dives in the ocean, and Greg solves a murder!
2025 April 11 / A New Low

Ep. 246: Corey B’s Detachable Tariff Tots

Greg detaches a leg, Joe taters a tot, and Scott tariffs a Corey
2025 April 03 / A New Low

Ep. 245: Hugh Sells Helium Handies On Letgo

Scott breaks an arm, Greg breaks a leg, and Joe breaks his fast with Pretzels
2025 March 27 / A New Low

Ep. 244: First Class Sex Chat To Italy

Joe starts a new Italian life, Greg talks to his birth parents, and Scott looks for the Eiffel tower in Rome.
2025 March 21 / A New Low

Ep. 243: Picking Prosthetic Locks on Elevated Juices

Kyle returns with one leg, Joe picks a lock, and Scott mops the Casino.
2025 March 17 / A New Low

Ep. 242: Bruce Vilanch’s Small Market Runny Eggs

Joe visits a ranch, El Greg is mad that someone is mad, James makes a find and Scott is lost inside an inside joke.
2025 March 07 / A New Low

Ep. 241: A Kettle Cucked Whomper Road Trip to the Oscars

2025 February 27 / A New Low

Ep. 240: Getting Cramps On A Silent Train To Juty Duty

Joe gets summoned, Greg gets an Oscar, and Scott goes silent.
2025 February 20 / A New Low

Ep. 239: OCDs and White Leaves Bless a Philly Cheese

Joe does the dishes, Greg is Florida Man, and James has a Girlfriend.
2025 February 06 / A New Low

Ep. 238: Hibachi Broccoli With Beyoncé’s Tamagotchi

We fire up the grill and end racism at the Grammys.
2025 January 31 / A New Low

Ep. 237: Nosferatu Plays Parcheesi At The Playoffs

We go crosseyed discussing our childhood malls.
2025 January 23 / A New Low

Ep. 236: sNOwFundMe

Joe gets Buzzed, Greg has a Woody, and Scott is in-Sid-eous.
2025 January 19 / A New Low

Ep. 235: The Above Board, Desaladzation of America

We solve the fire problem using salad and always pay our taxes.
2025 January 09 / A New Low

Ep. 234: Better Bidets Are Coming.

We put out fires with snow, cruise to our flights, and blow a fuse.
2025 January 03 / A New Low

Ep. 233: The Highs and New Lows of 2024

The best episode of 2025.