Farzad steers the ship for some wonderful holiday cheer. Joe’s in a text thread, Greg needs support, Scott has bed bugs, and Kyle gets sloppy.
Category: A New Low
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We discuss the royal family, cancel culture, and look back at the year that has been. Scott teaches us about New Earth and Farzad has a special surprise!
Breakfast burritos can make you poop at work after trading stocks on the blockchain with Seth Rogan and JJ Watt at CVS.
The boys are back to discuss new beverages, hair length, car accidents and salad etiquette. They also talk Nomadland and debate sports.
This week Greg has a question, Joe has a story, Kyle may want a pet, Scott is looking for that guy and Farzad speaks French.
Joe asks an age old question and Kyle likes a specific condiment with his fries. Farzad has another drink for us and Greg wants to save the birds. All that and Scott pitches a shutout!
As Scott and Joe try to climb aboard the rocket to the moon, Kyle is feeling toothie, Greg wants to play, and Farzad has a cocktail. Also the Parisian police, drunks!
On this untethered episode we start off with a bang, like certain stocks. They we have some discussion about pets and monkeys, Kyle’s still drinking, Farzad’s back and not happy. Oh and Joe mispronounced things.
The boys are down one Lowlife, but they carry on. They discuss their liquor habits, some strange artifacts, birds, and movies. More relevant topics are discussed thereafter.
This week the boys cover an array of topics from hackers, to lunch meat and what retirement will eventually look like. This is no Parler trick, so enjoy yourself wherever you, even in your car.
New Year and a new format. Joe drives this show. You be the judge as to if he kept the ship afloat as the boys start their new voyage.
It’s the end of the year and the end of the first season of A New Low, listen as we recap the year, mail it in and discuss if we have a future. #ReNewSeason2
The boys get ready for Christmas by getting a little ornery. Joe is prepping for an Award Show! Kyle isn’t in the spirit and Greg is waiting for his maid. Farzad thinks he hasn’t seen a Christmas movie and Scott aka Vanilla Swirl makes his debut.
This week on A New Low, Joe would like to phone a friend, Greg gets himself into some Heat, Kyle can’t stop dreaming about us, Farzad is fairly microphone competent, and Scott makes us look spectacular, which is why you should watch on Twitch! Have a winter watermelon and enjoy this new episode.
This week, the boys finally find something they all agree on and it is Joe’s Christmas song choice. Greg has a disdain for words and brings a new segment. Farzad demonstrates his perpetual microphone incompetence, meanwhile Kyle and Scott…do their Kyle and Scott thing. All this on a jam-packed episode of A New Low!
The boys are back and full off of Thanksgiving leftovers. Joe brings a divisive dessert question, followed with the boys transitioning into sock etiquette and discussing when it is appropriate to do an accent.
It’s the undertaking of a lifetime. This week the boys talk about which actors they don’t like, give out some Thanksgiving recipes (for next year?), and discuss quitting their jobs…technically. Grab some homemade cranberry sauce and some dark meat for this Thanksgiving feast.
It’s the big 2-5. The boys determine the best and worst Thanksgiving side dishes while reminiscing about songs from their childhood. Also, the (fuckin’) Ukes are back.
Hurray for democracy! Scott wants to know if his pee is unique, Farzad is happy that America is getting more stoned, and we celebrate the life of an American institution. All this and more on a rousing edition of A New Low Podcast.